how do you know

how do you know you've been single for too long?

(this post would sound much better written in Chinese but at 135am i neither have the time nor the energy to do so...)

Anyway i had this realization today when i was at a holiday party. We were playing games and one of them was passing oranges with your neck (or any body part but your hands). So i was the first person to go in my team (thank god). You wouldn't think it was that hard because i was wearing a v-neck so my neck was exposed and i was passing it to a girl. but when the game started i seriously had the hardest time accomplishing this simple, simple task. As soon as my friend approached me with her hair rubbing on my chest (or neck) i got so ticklish i backed away or started squirming uncomfortably. and then the orange dropped. it was the worst feeling in the world because you knew your team depended on you but you jsut couldn't help feeling awkward as ass when someone's head was nestled in your chest (i believe i was blushing from it too). I later described it to kate that it was an experience like being neck/chest-raped. You couldn't fully pull yourself away because you still need to pass the orange and you need to stop the orange from falling by sticking your boobs up, but having someone's head there......god...what a nightmare. this is how you know you've been single for too long when you can't stand another person (male or female) having physical contact with your body. it was awkward as ass, may i say.

the only upside of the holiday party was that, i got some really cute presents. oh and we had panda express cater the event. :) (and i only liked their orange chicken).